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Meet me in my office at 1000 hours tomorrow morning.

I have a surprise for you.

You'll like it, I promise.


Date: 2007-02-14 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-ocelot-2u.livejournal.com

Attn, Ocelot Squad. Do not go near the East Wing at 1000 hours to undetermined.

Major Raikov is apparently getting another "office surprise" from his Volgintine.

You all remember what happened last year.

I can not afford to lose any of you to PTSD.

I will be at the other end of the compound, at the target range with headphones on. I strongly suggest you all join me.

That is all.

Date: 2007-02-16 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raidenovitch.livejournal.com
I can tell you aren't getting any this year.

Happy Valentine's, Ocelot.

Date: 2007-02-16 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-ocelot-2u.livejournal.com
Yeah, that's a condition I've really been suffering from lately.

Being underfucked.

What a travesty.

But we can't all be as lucky as the Colonel, can we?


Happy Valentine's Day to you too, Major. I don't observe it, but what the hell.

Date: 2007-02-17 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raidenovitch.livejournal.com
Aw. Just for that, maybe I'll forge an Ocelot soldier's signature using my stack of paperwork onto some sexual favour "IOU love notes". Any or all, take your pick. But can I watch?

Date: 2007-02-17 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-ocelot-2u.livejournal.com
...Are you immune to sarcasm, Ivan Raidenovich? [/smirk]

Make sure you don't make any Valentine's Day videos, Major. I think the Colonel would frown on displaying his...lightning rod...to the whole of the GRU

Date: 2007-02-18 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raidenovitch.livejournal.com

And the Colonel's incinerating techniques are far more thorough.

Date: 2007-02-16 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raidenovitch.livejournal.com
Oh, I don't know, Colonel.

Maybe I won't like it.

... Have you a better incentive~?

Date: 2007-02-16 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartofthunder.livejournal.com
Ah, Ivan, you should know by now that I always live up to my promises.

Date: 2007-02-16 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raidenovitch.livejournal.com
That you do. <3

But you know I like to tease.

October 2007


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