A letter to Ivan...
Feb. 13th, 2007 11:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Vanya,
Meet me in my office at 1000 hours tomorrow morning.
I have a surprise for you.
You'll like it, I promise.
Yevgeny
Meet me in my office at 1000 hours tomorrow morning.
I have a surprise for you.
You'll like it, I promise.
Yevgeny
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Date: 2007-02-14 07:00 am (UTC)Attn, Ocelot Squad. Do not go near the East Wing at 1000 hours to undetermined.
Major Raikov is apparently getting another "office surprise" from his Volgintine.
You all remember what happened last year.
I can not afford to lose any of you to PTSD.
I will be at the other end of the compound, at the target range with headphones on. I strongly suggest you all join me.
That is all.
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Date: 2007-02-16 09:55 pm (UTC)Happy Valentine's, Ocelot.
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Date: 2007-02-16 10:23 pm (UTC)Being underfucked.
What a travesty.
But we can't all be as lucky as the Colonel, can we?
...
Happy Valentine's Day to you too, Major. I don't observe it, but what the hell.
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Date: 2007-02-17 12:00 am (UTC)But can I watch?no subject
Date: 2007-02-17 12:09 am (UTC)Make sure you don't make any Valentine's Day videos, Major. I think the Colonel would frown on displaying his...lightning rod...to the whole of the GRUno subject
Date: 2007-02-18 11:59 pm (UTC)And the Colonel's incinerating techniques are
far morethorough.no subject
Date: 2007-02-16 09:54 pm (UTC)Maybe I won't like it.
... Have you a better incentive~?
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Date: 2007-02-16 11:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-16 11:57 pm (UTC)But you know I like to tease.